Santonio Holmes Article and Tim Tebow Leaving Florida

First here is the link to my Santonio Holmes article. You have to be a paying member of bucknuts to read it, so that may be kind of a bummer for most of you (they pay me, so I can’t really complain). Below is a little except of some things he said. He also told me he uses a Mac

http://bucknuts.com/news/articles/2009/1/10/holmes-looks-back-with-playoff-game-looming

On playoff attitude

“A lot of the guys are very upbeat and excited knowing that we have a shorter path to the Super Bowl,” Holmes said. “Having trusted veterans that have been around and played in the Super Bowl and know what its like to be one of those underdog teams who win the big games and make it to the super bowl is huge.

“Around the locker room we’re really feeding off of that. Practices are very up-tempo, and for 3 more weeks I know I have to give everything I have during practice. Extra film, extra meetings, and anything extra after practice. I am pretty sure that’s going to carry us to where we need to be.”

On Chargers physical Corners

“We’re just going to do what we know how to do at that is play football,” he said. “If they want to be physical guys, we’ll definitely beat them at their game. We have two physical receivers, who are as physical as any receivers in the NFL. If that’s what it comes down to, who is going to by more physical, I have to give the edge to our offense and defense.”

On Ohio State

That’s the thing about playing at Ohio State. Coming out of that tunnel to 100,000 screaming fans, week in and week out. Those are some of the most memorable moments in my life.

“The fans were great to me, the coaches and the players loved me, and they were always there for me.”

Tim Tebow Leaving Florida For…..Heaven

This has been floating around the net, and I do not know who to credit it to but really love it. As you may have noticed the media’s love for Tim Tebow has become almost intolerable of late. To his credit, Tebow has accomplished a variety of things both on and off the field including dating the girl below.

However its been a little overkill of late and someone cooked up a dooze of satiristic article mocking the media’s affinity for all things Tebow.

Tebow To Skip Senior Season

MIAMI (AP) — Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national 
championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend 
directly into heaven.

Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-
hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman 
winner entered the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the 
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters 
fainted.

”Sorry I’m late,” Tebow began. “There was a six-year-old boy with 
cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal 
him.”

“I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to clear that up right now,” he continued. “Don’t go, Tim!” a reporter shouted from the back of the room.
“After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven,” Tebow announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a blinding white light and vanished.

In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long tribute to Tebow. ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow’s childhood), re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the “most Tebow-like” person in America.
“He wasn’t just the greatest player in college football history,” said a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming down his face. “He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on earth.”

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